Chapter 1 : The happy little elf

Dumbarudidumm dumm dumm dumm… shalalalala ~~~

“ The little elf  sings  joyfully in the woods and enjoying himself. The birds follow the beat. While the flowers blossoming happily. The sun smiles toward the jolly event… Stop !!!!!!!!

I’m sorry to say that this is not the story that you’ll be reading. The story that you’ll about to read is extremely unpleasant and   radically  boring..

Well, if you wish to read a story about the happily little elf  , I guess it’s not too late to read ‘that kind of story.’

However, if you wish to read a story about  3 cleaver orphans, suspicious fire, carnivorous leaches, Italian food  and  secret organizations,  then  

    stay...”

Gosh, feeling like Lemony Snicket. Well, this is the parody of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events movie introduction. I plagiarize it myself. I think. *Clap..Clap.. I really really like the style of the story. 

Awesome! Totally creative, so extraordinary and very ermmm, whats the word? *thinking while scratching my head.  Ah yes, unusual. I wish I could be like him......

*for those who haven't watch, watch2 la ea...huhu :P

  

Nehhhh, no need to be like him. It’s not really me.

Well this is the story about me. A dull, lifeless and uninteresting story about my boring teenage life..

I was born in the year of monkey (according to the Chinese calendar lah) and saggy is my zodiac.

Like the other kids, I went to   kindergarten,   primary school, and have a wonderful life with my beloved family.. 
That’s the happy ending I wish to end my story. But sadly, NO.......

Having 2 older brothers and sisters as siblings, which make me as the predator of the preys!!!.   *Poor me..uhukkk~~

Born as the very unexpected youngest child, I then, survived by playing alone, eating alone and sleep alone.

Curious huh??  Why alone???  They say curiosity kills the cat. But I’m not sure about the killing part…huhu……

To be continued……..